would you let a man jack you off in order to nail a girl?

[Warmachine]

would you let a man jack you off in order to nail a girl?-includes pic of said girl

ok this isnt a poll, just let me know what you would do in this fucked up situation.

this chick i know has a fantasy of her friend (a guy) giving a guy (me) a massage and then a happy ending. she is totally serious about this, its a huge deal to her. she wants to fuck my brains out but i have to have this guy pull my pork first. lol hes going to give me 500 bucks too.
anyway ive said im going to do it but i still dont know. i feel that if i try and go through with it i wont be able to get an erection anway because the whole situation is fucking gay.

heres an ok pic of this girl, shes pretty fine in real life and models. i have always thought of myself as straight and never really had gay tendancies.

so what do i do?

im thinking i should just take the cash and get the ass (her ass).

 

[Warmachine]

btw shes a screamer and a squirter and is willing to take it in the ass.
shes also supposedly a virgin...i met this chick on craigslist

 

[Tafman]

send her to BH

 

[ManOfMuscle]

btw shes a screamer and a squirter and is willing to take it in the ass.
shes also supposedly a virgin...i met this chick on craigslist

How do you know she's a screamer and a squirter if she's supposedly a virgin? Also why would this guy pay you 500 bucks to jack you off? This must be a joke.

 

[drk_diggler]

Your gay for contemplating...

 

[Lisa_The_Strong]

Your gay for contemplating...

ya

 

[Bimmer]

first off I cant believe your actually posting this. No chick is worth having a guy do that shit to you (unless your gay or bi). And as lifttillidie mentioned, how do you know shes a squirter and screamer if shes a virgin. Are you looking for an excuse to come out the closet?

 

[Warmachine]

the convo post is getting more hits so thats the one im posting in

 

[roccodart440]

No.

 

[mister69]

figures she is on craigs list

 

[Warmachine]

yeah shes crazy all right

 

[seti]

no, no, no, no, dont do it and fuck some other chick.....unless you r bi then game on...but if u r straight, u will never forgive yourself for letting this happen!!!!

 

[SomeBloke]

bro, what the fuck are you thinking. the whole situation stinks - you havnt fucked her yet and she wants you to get jerked off by some guy BEFORE you bang her? what the fuck?! smells like a setup to me - either shes there to get HIS rocks off and might even get the hell out of there after he's done blowing you (how fucking disgusting, by the way) leaving you with a decidedly gay fucking experience or shes twisted to the point where you really dont want to know her. fuck, i wouldnt be surprised if you woke up without kidneys

also, the way i see it, if a girl is freaky enough to set this shit up with you, she wants you badly enough taht fucking her is inevitable anyway...so why the hell would you even think about jumping through hoops (and fucking gay hoops at that) just to fuck her when youre going to get it anyway?

id dodge this gay fantasy shit in convo from now on. turn her down, go into playa mode, put the moves on like usual and destroy her

and post pics

 

[gator_mclusky]

Locked for to much faggotness!

 

[Finaboy]

btw shes a screamer and a squirter and is willing to take it in the ass.
shes also supposedly a virgin...i met this chick on craigslist

Theres no way shes a virgin and already willing to take it in the ass son. That comes way after losing your viginity. No girl whos a virgin is like "oh and I want to take it in the ass."

 

[turleyfan]

Sounds like she is trying to score something for her gay friend.

 

[Thoms]

Well, most gay porn stars are actually straight. So I can imagine at one point they were asking themselves the same questions. If you can deal with it, do it. But you're already making an issue out of it so let it go.

 

[poof]

i would be worried about him start blowing you after a few mins of jerking

 

[mister69]

no way, just get her drunk and she will give in and f*ck u any way

 

[ROAD DOG]

Tell her you want to fuck her first,after you are done fucking her,get the hell out of their and never come back.Then the joke would be on her and her faggot friend.