Wtf do I do if I can't donate blood?! I tried doing it myself but won't bleed! 16g!

[goingtowin]

I've been on TRT and I don't qualify to donate blood.

I tried self bleeding and I can only get about a DROP of blood out of me. I thought it was because I had a 23g needle but now I just got 16g needles in and I still can't get ANYTHING out. What the hell do I do? Why won't it work for me?


I simply cut the end of a syringe off so the blood can pour out and I stick the 16g needle in but nothing comes out. I didn't even get a damn drop! at least I got a drop with the 23g.

Anyone got any advice? This freaking sucks.

 

[Roush]

I've been on TRT and I don't qualify to donate blood.

why would you not qualify just cause your on TRT ? its not even listed on the pre donation questionnaire.. most the guys on this forum who are on TRT, myself included, donate blood on a regular basis


heck just a couple days ago I went to donate , and the screening nurse , after finding out i was on TRT and had high RBC recommended i do a double plasma donation (instead of the standard donation) so thats what we did.

 

[anzel]

I smell troll shit

 

[oldmusclemike]

Troll..... However if you don't tap a vein you aint gonna bleed much. Tap a vein with a 22,20,18, or especially a 16, you're gonna bleed out. So get a bucket and tap that baby with a 16G and watch it flow...Stupid.

 

[goingtowin]

i'm not trolling wtf?

I'm being dead serious i'm trying to self bleed and I can't get it to work.

 

[carverelli]

i'm not trolling wtf?

I'm being dead serious i'm trying to self bleed and I can't get it to work.

Stick a vein bro it'll bleed.. if it ain't bleeding.... it ain't in a vein

 

[Teutonic]

U been told.

I m hesitant to type a IV draw but as a Medic ( ex ) first thing u need is the correct tools...any redneck can do it with a 16 gauge
a proper sized piece of tubing duct tape or medical tape
a Pyrex cup ,
a tie off band.


....that s all I got for you.

 

[carverelli]

I do it like this

 

[jozifp103]

Can you please tell us why you don't qualify to donate?

I've been rejected before due to BP being too high but went a few days later after some cialis and beta blockers. They took me right in.

 

[oldmusclemike]

I do it like this

Ha, there ya go. No problem.

On a different note. All these guys worrying about injecting into a vein. Well try to tap that vein like Carverelli is showing but come at it at 90 degrees perpendicular as we do when we pin. Ya think you can get in the vein and STAY in there to inject oil. WTF I don't think so.

Funny my veins are so prevalent that I used to mainline without a tie off, many times. You will still bleed with no pressure just your BP. Back in the real old days if using a glass set of works when you tap it you don't have to aspirate, just take you finger off the plunger and your BP will push that thing right out and drop off.

So if you're not trolling look at the picture he posted.

 

[49ER]

I do it like this

How much for 5 pints? Im complete opposite i inject peoples blood that are on steroids its like blood doping

 

[Milton]

so did you finally tap it right?

 

[goingtowin]

I do it like this

What am I looking at here? I try to hit the vein where people typically draw blood (at the bend of the arm) and I am sticking a 16g right in the damn vein but I don't get anything to come out. I see a bit of blood come into the syringe and it just stops. Stays exactly where it's at and I eventually just pull it out.

Where are you draining at?


What are the easiest veins to hit on your body to self drain?

 

[BigSwolenPussy]

First the does HGH make your dick grow, now this? Dude go to youtube and search for draining blood. Im sure you can figure it out there....

 

[goingtowin]

First the does HGH make your dick grow, now this? Dude go to youtube and search for draining blood. Im sure you can figure it out there....

Don't act like you weren't curious at one point haha i'm sure you've researched it at least once as well as everyone on here.

And I've tried youtube man I can't really find anything on self bleeding. Just shows people sticking a vein but I can't seem to get anything out.

 

[49ER]

Tren makes your dick grow

 

[Teutonic]

And whats the purpose to self bleed if youre not gonna donate blood?

Lot s of reasons but probably to lower hemocit s or high RBC s both which can make ur blood thicker like cold syrup.

By taking out the old ur body makes new fresh new blood.

Oil change sort of...

 

[Teutonic]

We learned that when short of plasma in a tactical situation where someone s bleeding out, u can actually use pure coconut milk to stretch limited store s on hand.

Like the SAS say u do what u can with what you got....

 

[Gibsonator]

Self bleeding... that's some hardcore shit right there damn

 

[Roush]

self bleeding, "blood letting" has been practiced for 100s and 100s of years, in mysticism , religion, as well as in the practice of medicine and alternative health .. studies have shown that people who donate blood regularly (or blood let) have a higher life span and fewer diseases then those who do not.

its beneficial , especially for us guys on gear


op , you could try it the old fashioned way-- bathe in a pool full of leeches for a month . or take 5 mins and look up on the web for the nearest blood drive in your area.