Dont be that GUY!

[barnzy7]

Ill admit it Im that guy the crop duster,hehe
The high protein diet causes gas as we all know so when I know a good ones coming on Ill take a walk to the water fountain and always take the long way and the target is any one of the guys listed above.

Sometimes I like to find the most crowded area, usually the cardio section and just unload whatevers been hiding up my ass...no one knows where it came from and I honestly feel great about myself afterwards.

Im honestly not one to judge, but I really cant stand the 6'2 122lb guys in beaters, on the smith machine with 25's on either side flexing and checking themselves out. It drives me crazy when someone puts 405 on the bar to squat and basically does a "unrack-rerack" moving the bar 3 1/2 in.

Ill think of more later im sure.

 

[Greazy-Pickle]

Sometimes I like to find the most crowded area, usually the cardio section and just unload whatevers been hiding up my ass...no one knows where it came from and I honestly feel great about myself afterwards.

Im honestly not one to judge, but I really cant stand the 6'2 122lb guys in beaters, on the smith machine with 25's on either side flexing and checking themselves out. It drives me crazy when someone puts 405 on the bar to squat and basically does a "unrack-rerack" moving the bar 3 1/2 in.

Ill think of more later im sure.

and you call me a sick fuck? lol

 

[barnzy7]

OHH!! the best one...i got asked out and spit game to by a gay guy. Noticed these eyes glaring at me from in between machines and around corners, next thing i know i was asked to get some food(on him) and then to go back to his condo...because it was "cool"...mad akward..i was too in shock to do anything so i was like naww im straight..and then i bounced.

 

[drewbolic]

How 'bout the overly load aggressive grunter.
Yea that guy who screams out every rep like he is being sodomized.

 

[boston5520]

there is a guy at my gym that clangs the metal dumbbells together real loud every rep
makes me mad

 

[jimbo79]

I agree, that guy that steals the machine while you go get a drink. I carry a water bottle now! And sausage fests in the locker is always not cool. Ever had a guy start to sing while they do there cardio!! omg, I can't get my ipod loud enough to tune it out! So now I jus sing along with...If u can't beatem joinem! go canada go!

 

[stang50]

You guys ever get the 6-2 122lb guy that when hes near you talks about gear to his partner but obviously never touched it? This kid has done it around me a few times, i think he wants me to offer him a cycle or somethin lol.

 

[drewbolic]

yea the naked guy in the locker room,It seems like he just fuckin hangs around with no clothes on.He'll be in the fucking mirror combing his hair butterball naked and I'll come back 45 mins later and hes still ass naked by the lockers.Really?WTF

 

[jimbo79]

yea the naked guy in the locker room,It seems like he just fuckin hangs around with no clothes on.He'll be in the fucking mirror combing his hair butterball naked and I'll come back 45 mins later and hes still ass naked by the lockers.Really?WTF

The groups of old ass sausage fests that do that gets me!! I don't want to get old!! fn nasty....

 

[Mr P]

just got back from the new job, I hate the fucking asshole who farts around in ur area in the gym lol , that just happen to me a couple of days ago , I still cant figure who the fuck did it, so please fart outside the fucken gym asshole's lol..

 

[drewbolic]

just got back from the new job, I hate the fucken asshole who farts around ur area in the gym lol , that just happen to me a couple of days ago , I still cant figure who the fuck did it, so please fart outside the fucken gym asshole's lol..

ummm my bad pinga.lol

 

[jimbo79]

ummm my bad pinga.lol

Ooops my bad aswell.. haha. squeezing out the last rep im not to focused on keeping gas in!

 

[barnzy7]

and you call me a sick fuck? lol

its not like im shoving a pickle up my ass lol

 

[barnzy7]

You guys ever get the 6-2 122lb guy that when hes near you talks about gear to his partner but obviously never touched it? This kid has done it around me a few times, i think he wants me to offer him a cycle or somethin lol.

I over heard some kids younger than me talking about getting some test. They wanted to get test because it WASNT a steroid. I just laughed.

 

[Blondie_Bombshell]

The "what are you taking" guy??

Those in search of the miracle pills. psht.

 

[MrRage]

i got 2...
1. The guy who walks over to the power rack, and hangs cuffs on it and proceeds to do 10 sets of leg lifts... there are about 40 other places to do that that wont make me want to shove a bar up your ass.

2. The fresh recruit grunts who think they are hot shit and harass other people. Almost had to kick the asses of a couple last week, came in and pushed some guy spotting his girl out of the way goin "let a real man help you baby". I then proceeded to watch the kid struggle doing 20lb db flyes, and get his form corrected by a chick who told him he looked like he never touched a weight a day in his life, lol.

 

[barnzy7]

The "what are you taking" guy??

Those in search of the miracle pills. psht.

you have guys asking you what your taking?

 

[Blondie_Bombshell]

you have guys asking you what your taking?

yeah all the time, women too. why?

 

[Mcdunn]

I personally hate the guys who walk around the gym with their chests all puffed out and with there arms 14" off each side of them. If your big, you shouldnt have to Puff up to walk around a gym.

Another thing i hate is when people do not put the dumbells back in their spots. say someone puts the 30lbs where the 60's go. or if people leave the dumbells on the ground.

Since i am in college, and spring break is approaching, i hate the people that think they are going to get jacked and tan 2 weeks before spring break. I have been at this gym for 3 years now and see this happening every damn spring break. If these people wanna workout, great, but dont do it for 2 weeks then quit.

 

[Dreaded Pirate Roberts]

how bout the old naked guy in the locker room..

Lol at that guy. Nut sack dragging behind him