Dont be that GUY!

How about the guy who wears the huge ass headphones lol??! You know the kind DJs use? Holy shit I die when I see that lol

or another favorite

the old school guys with the pants all the way up their ass, shirts tucked in, gold chains hangin loose looking straight outta Grease or West Side Story!! Mariiiaaaaa!!! LOL!!
 
Oh one more good one--

the guy who walks around with the Arnold Bodybuilding Encyclopedia taking it and putting it under the machines he's working on. You know the 2,000 page copy... Really dude?!! Really???!!
 
Massive123 said:
Oh one more good one--

the guy who walks around with the Arnold Bodybuilding Encyclopedia taking it and putting it under the machines he's working on. You know the 2,000 page copy... Really dude?!! Really???!!
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Wow, Ive never seen that. I would never take the bible to my dirty ass gym.
 
the little old men, either fat or wasting away, sitting on the machines with a weight belt and gloves on.

the 80 yr old woman, in short spandex shorts and a sports bra....

or the kid i saw this morning... got through doing his set of 5 at 135 on the bench, stands up, rips off his wifebeater throws it to the ground like he just scored the winning touchdown at the gangstabowl, pulls his bling out of his pocket and puts it on.. and starts posing in the mirror.
 
MrRage said:
or the kid i saw this morning... got through doing his set of 5 at 135 on the bench, stands up, rips off his wifebeater throws it to the ground like he just scored the winning touchdown at the gangstabowl, pulls his bling out of his pocket and puts it on.. and starts posing in the mirror.
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Hilarius...absolutely hilarious...:laugh4:
 
barnzy7 said:
Sometimes I like to find the most crowded area, usually the cardio section and just unload whatevers been hiding up my ass...no one knows where it came from and I honestly feel great about myself afterwards.
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See this is where we differ, I cock my leg back and let it rip so they know it was me, lol. Generally around every one of these tards that want to grab the 60lb dumbbells and do swing curls right in front of the mirror where im about to do my next set of incline dumbbells. You want them outta your way, watch them run away after that high protein aroma hits them, LMAO. Gotta love it when my girlfriend does the same thing and I still take the rap for it.
 
tazman03 said:
See this is where we differ, I cock my leg back and let it rip so they know it was me, lol. Generally around every one of these tards that want to grab the 60lb dumbbells and do swing curls right in front of the mirror where im about to do my next set of incline dumbbells. You want them outta your way, watch them run away after that high protein aroma hits them, LMAO. Gotta love it when my girlfriend does the same thing and I still take the rap for it.
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haha thats when you know you found a keeper. If she can fart with me she can do it with the best of them.

The swing curls kill me, its more like swinging the weight and then pulling it towards your chest idk
 
Mcdunn said:
I personally hate the guys who walk around the gym with their chests all puffed out and with there arms 14" off each side of them. If your big, you shouldnt have to Puff up to walk around a gym.

Another thing i hate is when people do not put the dumbells back in their spots. say someone puts the 30lbs where the 60's go. or if people leave the dumbells on the ground.

Since i am in college, and spring break is approaching, i hate the people that think they are going to get jacked and tan 2 weeks before spring break. I have been at this gym for 3 years now and see this happening every damn spring break. If these people wanna workout, great, but dont do it for 2 weeks then quit.
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It's called (ILS SYNDROME!)
Invisable Lat Syndrome! Happens all the time!
 
These 3 friends who instead of benching together, used 2 benches. They finished their their 3rd or 4th set, then talk for about 5 minutes. On the other side of the gym!!! I'm a calm, civil guy at the gym, but I finally had to rudely ask, "Yo, you guys still using BOTH those benches"? The middle sized kid of the 2 is like "Nah, I'm done. Should I keep this weight on here?" He was doing 185x4. I had to hold in laughter. I think you should have to bench AT LEAST 300 before you hold up a bench for more than 3 minutes between sets. I hope he sensed my annoyance.

I hate to be an asshole at the gym, cause I despise drama, but these douche bags really pissed me off.
 
i kinda like all those weird people at the gym.

the singers make me laugh, the guys who sweat are at least working hard

the creepy guys who stare at girls are def. weird.

only thing i dont like all the time is the "need some advice kids". the kids who ask the gayest questions about working out, not once, but over and over same fucking questions... They just don't understand that I've been doing this for years and it takes years to develop solid numbers.

or the girls who want advice on how to look good (and i've helped 100's of girls accomplish this) but when u tell them what to do (lift weights) they bitch about not wanting to get bulky. Then I have to explain that they won't get bulky etc.....
 
Ptolomy said:
I cannot wait to own a house and have my own basement gym.
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I thought about doing that aswell! But It's jus not the same. Sure you have the peace and quiet, and nobody doing those (that guy things) But I like checking out chicks ass's and using the kick ass cardio machines. Kind of get in a routine, and it's nice. And it keeps threads like this rolling along!
 
Dread Pirate Roberts said:
Lol at that guy. Nut sack dragging behind him
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Reminds me of That Guy that drives his squeeky ass clean 4x4 around the city with the bull balls swaying on the hitch! Fuck get a life get the fuckin thing dirty! Meet in the back forty i can show you how to put a dent on her, and clog the tail pipe with mud! Next time I'm at a red lite I may jus hook my winch up to that bull balls and see what happens!
 
Or the guy thats so stuck in '86 its just funny.
He has the nike air high tops,tube socks.FANNY pack,bandanna and muscle shirt that has the def lepord logo...And he prolly drive an I-roc

This guy doesnt bother me its just funny...and in Jersey there is a lot of guys like this...gotta remember Jerseys hayday was hair bands of the 80's.lol
 
drewbolic said:
Or the guy thats so stuck in '86 its just funny.
He has the nike air high tops,tube socks.FANNY pack,bandanna and muscle shirt that has the def lepord logo...And he prolly drive an I-roc

This guy doesnt bother me its just funny...and in Jersey there is a lot of guys like this...gotta remember Jerseys hayday was hair bands of the 80's.lol
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The fuckin MULLET! and i'm not talking bout the tool! people still think it's cool!! wtf!
 
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