Horny enough to fuck a dude in da ass?

[halfwit]

Interesting topic...where should I begin???

I'm gay, extremely masculine, and I'm studying Exercise Physiology, so I generally spend more time in a gym or around athletes than I care to. Also I'm aware that there are a lot of gay men that pull some creeper shit that really pisses me off for reasons illustrated on this thread. On the other hand, the undercover creeping is partly due to society driving gay men to sneak around for fear of obnoxious, insecure assholes that can't take a compliment. And by compliment, I mean another man considering you attractive. It happens, get over it.

On that note, GAYS are the perverts??? How about all of the pic galleries on these bodybuilding forums? Tits, vag, etc...oh, and a LOT of women hate walking into free weight areas because the guys can't keep their eyes off of them. So there you go...now you know what women feel like when little-dick retards try to hit on them. Also, how are some of you insulted and offended when you parade around with open side shirts showing side boob, and parade around the locker room flexing and checking yourselves out?

Some of the responses to this thread are pretty hilarious, but right on par with what I'd expect from most straight men who are confident and don't get intimidated by another man looking at them. On the other hand, some of you are fucking ridiculous.

More important to me is that I'm in the fitness industry and regretfully I usually have to tread lightly when guys come up to me talking about the ass or tits of the bitch on the stairmaster. I often refrain from discussing that I'm in a committed engagement with a highly effeminate gay man, who incidentally looks better as a woman than most of the busted women flashing their sloppy pussies in those XXX threads, just so I can avoid the awkwardness of some insecure breeder being afraid I'm gonna try to catch a glimpse of his tragically small dick...we have apps for that.

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The Forum Faggot

Sorry but cdiggity is the "Forum Faggot", he was here first! Your forum handle did have me dying though LOL.

Welcome to 'ology!

 

[iFartGlitter]

Sorry but cdiggity is the "Forum Faggot", he was here first! Your forum handle did have me dying though LOL.

Welcome to 'ology!

Well dammit, now I feel trendy.

And to the gentleman that said he can dislike being approached by men, you're absolutely correct, just don't be a dick about it lol

Most of us tread lightly on that subject, and generally speaking, most guys that find bodybuilders attractive are the bottoms, so you don't have to concern yourself with someone wanting to tongue-punch your fartbox. Plus, anyone with any knowledge of fitness would know that a high protein diet can usually mean the asshole becomes a no-fly zone unless you're an absolute freak, in which case a therapist would be in high order.

 

[DreDay187]

Well dammit, now I feel trendy.

And to the gentleman that said he can dislike being approached by men, you're absolutely correct, just don't be a dick about it lol

Most of us tread lightly on that subject, and generally speaking, most guys that find bodybuilders attractive are the bottoms, so you don't have to concern yourself with someone wanting to tongue-punch your fartbox. Plus, anyone with any knowledge of fitness would know that a high protein diet can usually mean the asshole becomes a no-fly zone unless you're an absolute freak, in which case a therapist would be in high order.

Hahahahaha. Tongue punch your fartbox!!! Omg I got in trouble at work for that hahahahaha aha. You sir have made my day. Some of those stories you're referring to are probably mine. I don't care about anyone's sexual orientation but my own. Some of my best friends are either gay or lesbian. I'll respect the person for who they are not their orientation. Welcome to. Ology and please keep posting with your humor

 

[Rida5d]

And to the gentleman that said he can dislike being approached by men, you're absolutely correct, just don't be a dick about it lol .

If I approach a woman cuz I feel sexually attracted , I don't go directly to her and say: hey honey, I like ur ass and tits, and I can't wait to fill u with cum, if I do so , then 99% i ll have my ass kicked..
Same goes for you , some gays are really brave with their proposals
If this happen , I can't promise to be a gentleman am sure u ll forgive me .. I ll be a dick about it

 

[Rida5d]

most guys that find bodybuilders attractive are the bottoms, so you don't have to concern yourself with someone wanting to tongue-punch your fartbox. .

Another reason to be a bodybuilder lol

 

[iFartGlitter]

If I approach a woman cuz I feel sexually attracted , I don't go directly to her and say: hey honey, I like ur ass and tits, and I can't wait to fill u with cum, if I do so , then 99% i ll have my ass kicked..
Same goes for you , some gays are really brave with their proposals
If this happen , I can't promise to be a gentleman am sure u ll forgive me .. I ll be a dick about it

Lmfao I don't like it either, so I get it. Compliments are one thing, but some guys do take it too far. But again, the door swings both ways...plenty of straight guys do the same thing to women. It's a personal thing, not a generalization of all gay men, even though that's usually the only encounter straight men have with it, so they give us a bad name.

But really though, I've been a shot boy and dancer and had a guy to stick a finger in my ass while I'm working...he won't do it again since I escorted him out the door by his index finger.

 

[DreDay187]

Lmfao I don't like it either, so I get it. Compliments are one thing, but some guys do take it too far. But again, the door swings both ways...plenty of straight guys do the same thing to women. It's a personal thing, not a generalization of all gay men, even though that's usually the only encounter straight men have with it, so they give us a bad name.

But really though, I've been a shot boy and dancer and had a guy to stick a finger in my ass while I'm working...he won't do it again since I escorted him out the door by his index finger.

You should have farted glitter on him

 

[iFartGlitter]

You should have farted glitter on him

I'm not that gay, but my boyfriend is.

 

[Eternalhaze]

A lot of closed minded people here, sexual roles are incredible defined in our society. I am a LCSW and council many people that have to confront these issues, and nearly all of the time the terrible depression and anxiety these individuals face i a result of societal expectations that are in-congruent with their own desires. I have not personally slept with a dude, but there's nothing wrong if you do. live and let live. just dont judge : ) my advice for the day lol.

 

[The Batman]

Ok.

So OP defining homosexuality, or at BARE MINIMUM, bisexuality... And at the same time denying it.

Sounds like contradicting closet queers ITT.

Have sex with same gender = Homosexual = Gay = Fag = Whatever stamp you want to put on it. Point being it's gay no denying it.

 

[Rosco FleX]

Anyone here had testosterone levels so fucking nuts that you just need to blow a load? If a DL (down low) dude who works out and looks good wants to suck your dick or get fucked do you go for it?

I see some guys looking at me at gym, but not sure if they are "sizing me up" (checking out my body) or actually want dick? So I dont confront them

When you are horny you are horny and need a something tight to fuck! Right?

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[James S]

Some funny comments here

Never been that horny, and hope I never will be LOL

 

[thatotherguy]

Seriously... Fuck No.

 

[martin60018]

90% of gays have slept with a female, in the end, they are still gay, they did not turn straight.
long ago in the past I've been so horny on cycle, I considered doing a slut, but that didn't make me straight. If the drugs and alcohol are doing the talking for you, just go with the flow. You can be embarrassed about it later. Cause guys who have not yet been on a cycle, have no idea how it gets. The lucky ones who have someone at home, can't understand. The talkers who's never been so horny have not yet done a correct cycle. This thread is so old, I hope you got your rocks off or post a pic of your swollen balls, must be like coconuts by now. p.s. every hetro who did one in the stink is gay? and every bitch who took it up the rear is transexual gay? think about it

 

[Die$eL~Man]

Bunch of Faggots