What the f*ck!!!!!!!!!!!

[TonySuicideKing]

SERIOUSLY!!!!! What is it with chicks and pussy lips that look like a old school theater curtain? Met up with this chick, and yeah... things start hitting off. Got back to her place, and as im ripping off her thong... SHIT WAS ALLLLL FUCKED UP!

NO JOKE... like seriously this is what it felt like i was dealing with. Luckily i had most of my clothes on. I grabbed the rest of my shit an dipped. I'll deal with blue balls... thats just gross. looked like someone chewed up a piece of meat an spit it out...

 

[Die$eL~Man]

roast beef

 

[wakejunkie]

roast beef

HAHA..True dat! Gotta love it! lol

 

[Die$eL~Man]

national geographic pussy lips

 

[Greybeard]

I've seen all types in my travels... But like you, I prefer the nice, neat and symmetrical pussy lips!

Not the ones that look like something from a horror flick. BUT- I guess they have to live with the cards their dealt...

 

[Greazy-Pickle]

buncha sissies.. tell that bitch the greazy pickle will take care of her.. pussy is pussy.. bring it on

 

[Koolcat]

^^^ My dick cant see and as long as it's clean I'm in....literally

 

[Larrybird]

roast beef

Thanks brah, never will I be able to eat roast beef again.

 

[cjw2021]

Yeah I guess the only thing worse to beef curtains are sour beef curtains. I think it must be genetic - though I cannot see why God would make such a gene.

 

[Larrybird]

Yeah I guess the only thing worse to beef curtains are sour beef curtains. I think it must be genetic - though I cannot see why God would make such a gene.

God wouldn't. That's I know there isn't one.

 

[TonySuicideKing]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh shit you guys crack me up!!!!!! Sour Beef Curtains.... NOW THAT IS SOME SICK SHIT hahahaha! what is that like some German type of thing? Rocking out some Sauerkraut in her cooking pot downstairs?

i didnt expect to get this many joiners in this lol!!!

 

[RJ]

Unless it stinks, has a dick, is so dumb she can't even moan right, or is butt ass ugly (which you shouldn't be fucking with anyway... even with your douchebag beard)... you shouldn't be walking out on any pussy. Even a pussy that needs a face lift.

Tony, I am ashamed of you. Completely and utterly ashamed.

 

[TonySuicideKing]

Unless it stinks, has a dick, is so dumb she can't even moan right, or is butt ass ugly (which you shouldn't be fucking with anyway... even with your douchebag beard)... you shouldn't be walking out on any pussy. Even a pussy that needs a face lift.

Tony, I am ashamed of you. Completely and utterly ashamed.

AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Oh come on man, even I have "Some" standards. Not many but I have some. Also, for the "douchebag" beard, I shaved that bitch off a long time ago.

 

[snigg]

upload the pic to ology cuz your link isnt working anymore.

 

[TonySuicideKing]

upload the pic to ology cuz your link isnt working anymore.

Its doing the same thing for me. Just picture old school theater curtains for puss lips... I think thats enough of a description to give you an image. LOL

 

[Die$eL~Man]

Thanks brah, never will I be able to eat roast beef again.

sorry bro... just put alot of mayo on it ! lmao...

 

[cyto33]

a sloppy box lunch perfect

 

[Bullseye Forever]

national geographic pussy lips

lmao!!!

 

[Die$eL~Man]

all pussy is fair game

 

[TonySuicideKing]

all pussy is fair game

no... its not lmao!