Whats the craziest advance/pass you've made at a stranger that got you laid?

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Not somebody u knew... Just like a walk up and BAM!
Mine = Basically, ive gropped women at bars/clubs etc while talking to them.... But Right now i can think of This red head at a popular happy hour spot. I was at the bar, seated (It was only like 7-8pm)(also real teritorial place/like members go there 5+ days a week, and dont like strangers/not that i care) and i had a few drinks, and i notice this big tittied red head at the bar smiling at me/in a suite like she just got off work. She was having a good time, and was getting warmed up. My buddy(who always tries to cock-block me/but he can pull some ass though) notices her smiling at me . . so after about 30-40 mins i go piss, and come back and he's talking to her at the bar.... I set down for another few minutes, and get up and I walk over to her and grab the back of her bar stool and spin her around real fast to face me and grab her by the back of her head and lick the side of her face, then proceed to stick my tounge down her throat.
The packed bar got real quiet(my buddy looking at me like o' fuck)she looks up at me lipstick smeared to hell, and She gets this intense look on her face and quickly blurts out "i want u to fuck me"
I lean over and wisper in her ear..."Dont say a fucking word to anybody.. get up and pay your tab, and meet me outside" She turns around and tells the bar tender she needs to pay up
I walk over and through down some money to cover my last round of drinks.. My buddys like "hey blah, blah, blah, where we taking her" I never break stride, and proceed to walk out with my buddy yelling "hold on, i need a ride".. I make it to the doors of the bar, and i hear about 3-4 guys say "dont leave with that guy''. I got outside and get in my car..My buddy comes out and is bitching saying "you gonna leave me?" I tell him, he needs to find a ride... about 5 mins later she comes out and two guys are following her, trying to get her to come back inside. I just told her to follow me... and we were gone!
I woke up a beast, cause she sure liked to fuck!!!
-good times
 
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hahaha that takes some balls and some good judgement!!

I keep it simple...I just wait till its about midnight and any girl I see that interests me I walk up to and ask what they think of this....thats when I pull out my phone and show them a nude pic....its so fuckin easy...they smile your in!!! Its only not worked once and I think it may have had something to do with my buddy petrone ;)
 
hahaha that takes some balls and some good judgement!!

I keep it simple...I just wait till its about midnight and any girl I see that interests me I walk up to and ask what they think of this....thats when I pull out my phone and show them a nude pic....its so fuckin easy...they smile your in!!! Its only not worked once and I think it may have had something to do with my buddy petrone ;)

It sure worked out!... but, for about a split second after i kissed her i thought to myself "did i just over due it".. then i thought "fuck it" and gave her the look . . My buddy was getting a little cocky.. had to show him whats up, when we were going out a lot
 
It sure worked out!... but, for about a split second after i kissed her i thought to myself "did i just over due it".. then i thought "fuck it" and gave her the look . . My buddy was getting a little cocky.. had to show him whats up, when we were going out a lot

You left his ass behind hahaha He should know the rules by now though! Them lil "members" clubs are great for pickin up new bitches....they are sick of seein the same ol dudes in there and then your ass comes in as fresh meat....GAME OVER!!
 
I dont have it like that... Im not the "panty dropper" type. Ive been lucky tho:
I meat a chick through fb and we fukced.. And i meat a chick at LA Fitness, fukced her as well (she was 43, but looked good).
Im up to 8 thus far. Im happy wit that #
i kinda want a wifey now. Lol
 
I dont have it like that... Im not the "panty dropper" type. Ive been lucky tho:
I meat a chick through fb and we fukced.. And i meat a chick at LA Fitness, fukced her as well (she was 43, but looked good).
Im up to 8 thus far. Im happy wit that #
i kinda want a wifey now. Lol

bro its not worth the tax write off to get married...these days marriage is just to fullfill a chicks fantasy...but good luck ;)
 
I dont have it like that... Im not the "panty dropper" type. Ive been lucky tho:
I meat a chick through fb and we fukced.. And i meat a chick at LA Fitness, fukced her as well (she was 43, but looked good).
Im up to 8 thus far. Im happy wit that #
i kinda want a wifey now. Lol

Just dont try to make a girl into wifey material bro, thats isnt wifey material. Cause in my eyes, most girls arent wifey material. A good/real women is hard to come by.... when i find one, she aint getting away. Not sure if ill ever do the whole wedding deal though. However, if shes under 30yo im not wasting 5 min on her. A wise old man told me once, that u want to marry the mother of your children meaning "if she was GOOD enough stable enough to bear your children/somebody u would want raising your kids"
That puppy love shit is weak... if your under thirty, i would wait bro... also, go run around the block a couple more times 8 is not that many... the more u do something, the better off at you will be at knowing what your looking for
 
lol... thats funny.

Although better strap up for some of those brods. Some of those chicks spread like peanut butter-reeeeaaal easy

My favorites!!!

and to cam....bro 8 is not even close to knowing what you really want...Im a whore and have plenty under my belt and Im a married 30yr old and I still dont know what I want...shes good enough to raise my kids but I guess what I really want is a new pussy every time I get horny
 
My favorites!!!

and to cam....bro 8 is not even close to knowing what you really want...Im a whore and have plenty under my belt and Im a married 30yr old and I still dont know what I want...shes good enough to raise my kids but I guess what I really want is a new pussy every time I get horny

there is nothing better man, i seriously have an issue with sticking to one. just doesn't seam natural. i think it is asking to much of a woman to be on par with the male sex drive, at least most women.

i guess some out there are ready to rock and roll but ive never run accross one that could keep up after awhile. They start to get complacent and stop giving a fuck
 
there is nothing better man, i seriously have an issue with sticking to one. just doesn't seam natural. i think it is asking to much of a woman to be on par with the male sex drive, at least most women.

i guess some out there are ready to rock and roll but ive never run accross one that could keep up after awhile. They start to get complacent and stop giving a fuck

agreed 100%!!!!! Most of them all start off as amazing fucks and get freaky as hell...but that shit comes to an end once the newness wears off...then its when are you going to take me to dinner and all you do is come over to fuck blah fuckin blah...duh bitch peace...they dont realize how easily replaced they are and no pussy is made of gold
 
its kind of a fucked analogy but sex for a male is sort of like thaking a shit, it has to happed about every day or so. If it does not happen you end up feeling like a hammered turd and pissed off. And yea, sometimes its fun to shit in a different toilet or outside. Maybe in one of port-o-johns, yea its all nasty but sort of fun

maybe in your neighbors backyard then blame it on the dog. :dance2:
 
its kind of a fucked analogy but sex for a male is sort of like thaking a shit, it has to happed about every day or so. If it does not happen you end up feeling like a hammered turd and pissed off. And yea, sometimes its fun to shit in a different toilet or outside. Maybe in one of port-o-johns, yea its all nasty but sort of fun

maybe in your neighbors backyard then blame it on the dog. :dance2:

LOl.... u two are fucking crazy!!

I would love to sit a room eating some popcorn, watching u guys arguing w your women.. Cause i know, shit would hit the fan!!
I can tell Nate/Cobra argue like i do!... Dodging the pots and pans/plates getting brokin against the wall!
 
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its kind of a fucked analogy but sex for a male is sort of like thaking a shit, it has to happed about every day or so. If it does not happen you end up feeling like a hammered turd and pissed off. And yea, sometimes its fun to shit in a different toilet or outside. Maybe in one of port-o-johns, yea its all nasty but sort of fun

maybe in your neighbors backyard then blame it on the dog. :dance2:
ahaahahha
 
and you think girls at bars are any different.

No, your right. . . . but, i checked ole' reds pussy out reaaaaal good. And a im picky mo-fo... that and keep my fingers crossed

But, ive been to raves/drug parties.. and girls on GHB/ex/herion etc usually fuck for $25 worth of drugs, or are so out of their minds, they"ll fuck the dirtiest scrubs(dealers) or whoever.

i aint mad atcha bro, didnt mean to discraminate :D
 
No, your right. . . . but, i checked ole' reds pussy out reaaaaal good. And a im picky mo-fo... that and keep my fingers crossed

But, ive been to raves/drug parties.. and girls on GHB/ex/herion etc usually fuck for $25 worth of drugs, or are so out of their minds, they"ll fuck the dirtiest scrubs(dealers) or whoever.

i aint mad atcha bro, didnt mean to discraminate :D

i didn't think you were, im just saying there isnt always a way to tell.

I know some mature type chicks. Ones that dress like they sell rel estate or insurance and you'd never guess by seeing them or talking to them that they are some sleazy ho's. But if you like the false sense of security i dont blame you.
 
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