Worse Day of my fucking life

[82nd_Fister]

 

[agnik]

When did you find out she was pregnant?
She could be saying shes pregnant cause she wants to be with you.
Like others said, how do you know it's yours?
How long you known her for?
Is she a good girl or a HOE?

 

[cyto33]

what does this mean?

you have the dick... you have the baby batter... you didn't slip and fall inside her and accidentally bust a nut. If she's pregnant... its your responsibility.

Like was said... lay off the booze. Obviously you can't handle it.

Hence the pregnant wildebeast you fucked below...

what wrong with that girl. she looks like she would be fun for a nice aumish boy like your self.

 

[TonySuicideKing]

LMAO fister. that was good

 

[agnik]

lol

what wrong with that girl. she looks like she would be fun for a nice aumish boy like your self.

you know what they say?
the bigger they are the better they move...

 

[TonySuicideKing]

you know what they say?
the bigger they are the better they move...

you know also what they say... the bigger they are the warmer theyll keep you during winter

 

[82nd_Fister]

Dude, you don't know how long I've been waiting for the right time to use that picture


Sorry about your situation, though.

If you were in Raleigh, I'd buy you a few drinks.

 

[TonySuicideKing]

Dude, you don't know how long I've been waiting for the right time to use that picture


Sorry about your situation, though.

If you were in Raleigh, I'd buy you a few drinks.

hahaha oh i definitely drank it up last night after that lol. Got pulled over, they arrested me an processed me... then no one could give me a ride, so i had to walk 3 miles in 22 degree weather.... let me tell you... that was one of the longest 3 miles in my life that night. then i get to my car to see a cop is still waiting there, so i finally got ahold of the girl, she said shed take my car home, but it took her 2 hours to get to me... another long ass wait... WELL as were driving she busts out that shit. Its like COME THE FUCK ON! Could we stack anymore shit onto this plate before it gets served... fuck LMAO

 

[82nd_Fister]

hahaha oh i definitely drank it up last night after that lol. Got pulled over, they arrested me an processed me... then no one could give me a ride, so i had to walk 3 miles in 22 degree weather.... let me tell you... that was one of the longest 3 miles in my life that night. then i get to my car to see a cop is still waiting there, so i finally got ahold of the girl, she said shed take my car home, but it took her 2 hours to get to me... another long ass wait... WELL as were driving she busts out that shit. Its like COME THE FUCK ON! Could we stack anymore shit onto this plate before it gets served... fuck LMAO

Fuck it, You'll be stronger for it.

 

[TonySuicideKing]

Fuck it, You'll be stronger for it.

haha my lungs were fucking hating me lol. especially since i was wearing fucking boots!!!

 

[82nd_Fister]

I've walked 25 miles, with 55lbs plus 6qts of water on my back, in boots... in snow.

So I don't really feel sorry for you


Edit: Also, had been up for 2 days, and it was night time.



Lolz, but lettuce be realty. Shit sucked for you, and you need to move your ass down here so I can hook you up with chicks who you would want to have your children.

 

[TonySuicideKing]

I've walked 25 miles, with 55lbs plus 6qts of water on my back, in boots... in snow.

So I don't really feel sorry for you

lmao these boots were not made for walking hahaha. dress shoes let alone dress boots are not ment for long distance

 

[82nd_Fister]

lmao these boots were not made for walking hahaha. dress shoes let alone dress boots are not ment for long distance

Oh, Dress boots.

See, that makes a difference. Fuck that. I'd rather walk barefoot. But then, I don't particularly care for the cold either, especially on my feet.

 

[TonySuicideKing]

hahaha yeah. probably should have specified earlier "dress" boots lol.

 

[agnik]

Lol

you know also what they say... the bigger they are the warmer theyll keep you during winter

There you go, atleast she can be used for something...
on the warmer days just hide her in your closet or under the bed.

 

[TonySuicideKing]

There you go, atleast she can be used for something...
on the warmer days just hide her in your closet or under the bed.

HAHAHAHAHA! i dont want to have a monster underneath the bed.

 

[snigg]

it could have been with a loaded hot bitch, but no. I had to get taken advantage of by a nasty thing that i know i wouldnt have even touched if i was even remotely trashed.

im sure she feels the same way. the real loser in this situation is the baby.

 

[TonySuicideKing]

im sure she feels the same way. the real loser in this situation is the baby.

i dont got a problem dealing with the fact ima have to raise it, its happening, whatever i gotta deal with the situation at hand. idc... its just that she knew what was happening, and did noting about it. not saying entirely her fault. but if im passed out the fuck drunk... do you think i know what the hell is going on?

 

[roidedsurfbum]

but if im passed out the fuck drunk... do you think i know what the hell is going on?

Your story still doesn't make any sense broheim. How are you managing a stiffy while you're passed out drunk? And even if you had a stiffy while you were unconscious how were you basting that turkey's inner lining?

Those issues aside, if you really are having a kid...damn! I thought Michael Jackson's kid Blanket had it bad.

 

[Die$eL~Man]

Not the worst day Yet.
wait till she hits you for child support and then wont let you see your kid.

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