Worse Day of my fucking life

[snigg]

Im gonna lay it for you brother.

First, if you're passed out drunk you arent busting a nut inside a woman bro. So spare us the bullshit that she "took advantage" of you.

It's irresponsible to create children that you arent able to care for, not to mention how stupid you are for drinking and driving. To top it all off you are ON cycle and cant figure out why you cant lose bodyfat and gain muscle mass. THIS is why your physique looks the way it does bro! You're too concerned with drugs and drinking and not concerned enough about diet and exercise.

I think you need to take a break from AAS and this board and get your life straight.

 

[TonySuicideKing]

actually it is possible to get an erection while passed out. been proven. and it is possible to bust a nut while passed out. ever hear of a wet dream? pretty much the same thing(almost) and god forbid i went out once and had lived it up a little. Whatever. No one is innocent. Whatever this subject is done an over with. I fucked up now I'm having a fucking child with a swamp thing, whatever. Just means i have to bust my ass faster in school an finish up by the time it pops out.

 

[THE-DET-OAK]

weird things happen for strange reasons brudda.............kids are a blessing no matter who they are with............it will change your life.........for the better i promise.........anything that comes easy aint worth a damn..........the work you have to put in to raise a child comes back to you 10 fold.

 

[ScrawnyLawyer84]

I am not about to give out carte blanche legal advice on the net, but I will say keep your head up and find yourself quality representation. Your arrest can be dealt with and your rights regarding the pregnancy can also be addressed. Just stay positive and find yourself an advocate who will fight for you in court like you fight in the gym or in the ring. It will work out.

 

[THE-DET-OAK]

I agree with the lawyer. I have been there done that. If you have a kid and your not going to be with the mom you have to fight for your time with the child. People will tell you she will win and all this bullshit but its not true. Fathers right are gaining steam, and if your responsible then you will get just as many rights as she will.

I was married to my first child's mother, I got custody and she pays me child support.

 

[jimbo79]

i get arrested. And then i get to hear... From a night i barely remember i got drunker than no other... Some girl fucked me... An guess whos having a kid now. Talk about depression... This brought it to a whole new level

stop fn drinking!!

 

[Misc]

dude chicks can kinda rape..... lol

a few yrs ago my wife (gf at the time) and i were drinking and i ended up passing out on my bed. i woke up to her trying to ride my semi hard dick and i passed out again. she told me that she finished her self with my hand since my dick went limp... lol.

 

[cjw2021]

pics or it didn't happen

 

[drewbolic]

man up

 

[Greybeard]

Not the worst day Yet.
wait till she hits you for child support and then wont let you see your kid.

THAT would be the absolute fucking nightmare!

But I see it happening to young military kids all the damn time...

And boy do the Judges give those bitches everything!

 

[BimmerDude]

COME THE FUCK ON! Could we stack anymore shit onto this plate before it gets served... fuck LMAO

Don't ask for it. Sometimes just when you're beginning to think that shit can't possibly get any worse, it does!

How well do you know this chick? Is she somebody you just met and screwed that one time? Trying to understand where the sex took place and how you even got to hook up with her in the first place if she's such a "nasty thing" as you say.

I wonder about this chick, too... to fuck some drunken dude bareback and already know after only a few days that she's pregnant. She must've wanted a kid real bad and had that home pregnancy test kit ready and waiting for use...just in case. Dude, you stepped right into it with this one!

Have you discussed the pregnancy seriously with her? Do you both agree that you want this kid? Maybe you can be civil towards one another and avoid the lawyers and the courts. And maybe this kid will turn out to be a good thing for both of you.

 

[TonySuicideKing]

Don't ask for it. Sometimes just when you're beginning to think that shit can't possibly get any worse, it does!

How well do you know this chick? Is she somebody you just met and screwed that one time? Trying to understand where the sex took place and how you even got to hook up with her in the first place if she's such a "nasty thing" as you say.

I wonder about this chick, too... to fuck some drunken dude bareback and already know after only a few days that she's pregnant. She must've wanted a kid real bad and had that home pregnancy test kit ready and waiting for use...just in case.

Have you discussed the pregnancy seriously with her? Do you both agree that you want this kid? Maybe you can be civil towards one another and avoid the lawyers and the courts. And maybe this kid will turn out to be a good thing for both of you.

LOL I barely know her. I met her on occasion at a party here an there. And I think she's just doing this cause she thinks I'm going to get together with her, and marry her and all this bullshit. THE TYPICAL bible humper guide book route. LMAO, I dont like her enough to even think of doing that, let alone she is nothing of the sort of my type. She's not the greatest looking, but she's not the worst looking type of ordeal, soooo.... idk. I still wouldnt have fucked it if I was in a somewhat conscious state

More than likely she's going to be a bitch with her wonderful mother an take me to court for custody an what not... and if that day comes I WELCOME IT. I know sooo much shit that would ruin her in that room. Let alone ruin that whole family. She's been being a complete bitch to me lately and avoiding me like no other... so I'm prepared for it. When I need to be an asshole and play the dirty card... I am a pro at it. So if thats the case.... looks like I'm going to be having a little fun.

And in all honesty I was a little hesitant and what not with the thought of me having a kid, but the idea now isnt bothering me that much. Atleast my nephew has a relative that'll be only 1 year apart from him. And I'm extremely close with my brother, so thats good.

 

[Rougen123]

I can't help but think you need a different attitude/perspective about this. I feel like the whole "I can play the dirty card, and I'm a pro at it" is just a really irresponsible outlook on his situation, I get the vibe your just taking all these super agruementative/aggressive stances about this bro. I'm not saying be nice to her or don't fight for what you think the child deserves, but this whole almost pre-game tense up, if this I'd do that, if she try's that I'll do this back sounds like me when I was in 8th grade and I thought I was hard as shit and could fight even though I'd never been in one in my life. I'm not trying to sound all conceited and condescending or even worse; preaching but it's just...that you've never done this before in your life (neither have I). I feel like we've got more in common cause I know your young. I'm probably younger than you are.

 

[TonySuicideKing]

hhahaha no worries man. everyone has the right to speak there mind.

 

[RJ]

remember one thing Tony. There will be a kid involved...

Don't be a piece of shit Dad cause later on if you ever wanna be a part of that kids life, and you start the next years like you are talking, that is all she/he will know and prolly won't be as accepting.

Not to sound cliche, but things truly change when you have a living breathing child of your own. Even if it popped outta a big fat whale you fucked one night drunk. lol

 

[TonySuicideKing]

remember one thing Tony. There will be a kid involved...

Don't be a piece of shit Dad cause later on if you ever wanna be a part of that kids life, and you start the next years like you are talking, that is all she/he will know and prolly won't be as accepting.

Not to sound cliche, but things truly change when you have a living breathing child of your own. Even if it popped outta a big fat whale you fucked one night drunk. lol

HHAHAHAHA! I cant wait for someone to say that... YOU FUCKED SHAMOO!!!! DID YOU FREE WILLY!!!
Oh no worries, I'm not going to be a dead beat father. I'll take care of the fucker and make sure he is a pimp. And if its a girl... bitch is getting a chastity belt till shes 18.