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WHINER
Guest
hello wolfbier would u like to join in
juced_porkchop
Moderator
This thread is now delving into the realm of convo lounge material.
there is no way that you are serious and that you think that the stupid asses show called Monsterquest has proven anything.
If you are serious its time for me to go back to the lounge where at least I can make fun of you out loud.
man hasent even seen 50% of the things DEEP DEEP in the waters.
we have gone into space yet cannot yet get to the deepst bottem of the ocean.
who knows what kind of animal is there. maybe smarter then us?
lochness? maybe one of them or hey last of a few extinct "spelling" animals "dino's?"
there so much we DONT know yet you seem to know everything.
you knwo nothing as most of us dont eather.
so i would stop acting superhuman lol
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Kane_Red_Machine
Guest
anyway we are a computer area since what... 30 years...
ther's no 40 we gone on moon... we are nowhere...
we just started the human area... there's million thing's we have to learn.
i've seen a young guy, just 24 years old who is able to left 540 lbs in 8 rep
this guy is 170 lbs 5'7... we workout since 18 months... how it's possible... a particular muscle form?
genetics?
Is it the human in evolution? Or even is there a root of human, strongest than others and after interbreeding, it happen than only some descent inherit this gene?
i don't know, but i've seen some strange things in my life, and some of them could makes beliable some legend...
ther's no 40 we gone on moon... we are nowhere...
we just started the human area... there's million thing's we have to learn.
i've seen a young guy, just 24 years old who is able to left 540 lbs in 8 rep
this guy is 170 lbs 5'7... we workout since 18 months... how it's possible... a particular muscle form?
genetics?
Is it the human in evolution? Or even is there a root of human, strongest than others and after interbreeding, it happen than only some descent inherit this gene?
i don't know, but i've seen some strange things in my life, and some of them could makes beliable some legend...
I_feel_nothing
Scientologist
Strega, I like you man, but your hostility in this thread has offended me. I do NOT come to "general chat" to be offended.
banned bros.
banned bros.
Strega
The Hot Mess
Equally valid.
I am writing you with much concern after having read of your hearing to decide whether the alternative theory of Intelligent Design should be taught along with the theory of Evolution. I think we can all agree that it is important for students to hear multiple viewpoints so they can choose for themselves the theory that makes the most sense to them. I am concerned, however, that students will only hear one theory of Intelligent Design.
Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. It was He who created all that we see and all that we feel. We feel strongly that the overwhelming scientific evidence pointing towards evolutionary processes is nothing but a coincidence, put in place by Him.
It is for this reason that I’m writing you today, to formally request that this alternative theory be taught in your schools, along with the other two theories. In fact, I will go so far as to say, if you do not agree to do this, we will be forced to proceed with legal action. I’m sure you see where we are coming from. If the Intelligent Design theory is not based on faith, but instead another scientific theory, as is claimed, then you must also allow our theory to be taught, as it is also based on science, not on faith.
Some find that hard to believe, so it may be helpful to tell you a little more about our beliefs. We have evidence that a Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe. None of us, of course, were around to see it, but we have written accounts of it. We have several lengthy volumes explaining all details of His power. Also, you may be surprised to hear that there are over 10 million of us, and growing. We tend to be very secretive, as many people claim our beliefs are not substantiated by observable evidence. What these people don’t understand is that He built the world to make us think the earth is older than it really is. For example, a scientist may perform a carbon-dating process on an artifact. He finds that approximately 75% of the Carbon-14 has decayed by electron emission to Nitrogen-14, and infers that this artifact is approximately 10,000 years old, as the half-life of Carbon-14 appears to be 5,730 years. But what our scientist does not realize is that every time he makes a measurement, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is there changing the results with His Noodly Appendage. We have numerous texts that describe in detail how this can be possible and the reasons why He does this. He is of course invisible and can pass through normal matter with ease.
I’m sure you now realize how important it is that your students are taught this alternate theory. It is absolutely imperative that they realize that observable evidence is at the discretion of a Flying Spaghetti Monster. Furthermore, it is disrespectful to teach our beliefs without wearing His chosen outfit, which of course is full pirate regalia. I cannot stress the importance of this enough, and unfortunately cannot describe in detail why this must be done as I fear this letter is already becoming too long. The concise explanation is that He becomes angry if we don’t.
You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see, there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature.
In conclusion, thank you for taking the time to hear our views and beliefs. I hope I was able to convey the importance of teaching this theory to your students. We will of course be able to train the teachers in this alternate theory. I am eagerly awaiting your response, and hope dearly that no legal action will need to be taken. I think we can all look forward to the time when these three theories are given equal time in our science classrooms across the country, and eventually the world; One third time for Intelligent Design, one third time for Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, and one third time for logical conjecture based on overwhelming observable evidence.
Sincerely Yours,
Bobby Henderson, concerned citizen.
P.S. I have included an artistic drawing of Him creating a mountain, trees, and a midget. Remember, we are all His creatures.
Open Letter To Kansas School Board
I am writing you with much concern after having read of your hearing to decide whether the alternative theory of Intelligent Design should be taught along with the theory of Evolution. I think we can all agree that it is important for students to hear multiple viewpoints so they can choose for themselves the theory that makes the most sense to them. I am concerned, however, that students will only hear one theory of Intelligent Design.
Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. It was He who created all that we see and all that we feel. We feel strongly that the overwhelming scientific evidence pointing towards evolutionary processes is nothing but a coincidence, put in place by Him.
It is for this reason that I’m writing you today, to formally request that this alternative theory be taught in your schools, along with the other two theories. In fact, I will go so far as to say, if you do not agree to do this, we will be forced to proceed with legal action. I’m sure you see where we are coming from. If the Intelligent Design theory is not based on faith, but instead another scientific theory, as is claimed, then you must also allow our theory to be taught, as it is also based on science, not on faith.
Some find that hard to believe, so it may be helpful to tell you a little more about our beliefs. We have evidence that a Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe. None of us, of course, were around to see it, but we have written accounts of it. We have several lengthy volumes explaining all details of His power. Also, you may be surprised to hear that there are over 10 million of us, and growing. We tend to be very secretive, as many people claim our beliefs are not substantiated by observable evidence. What these people don’t understand is that He built the world to make us think the earth is older than it really is. For example, a scientist may perform a carbon-dating process on an artifact. He finds that approximately 75% of the Carbon-14 has decayed by electron emission to Nitrogen-14, and infers that this artifact is approximately 10,000 years old, as the half-life of Carbon-14 appears to be 5,730 years. But what our scientist does not realize is that every time he makes a measurement, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is there changing the results with His Noodly Appendage. We have numerous texts that describe in detail how this can be possible and the reasons why He does this. He is of course invisible and can pass through normal matter with ease.
I’m sure you now realize how important it is that your students are taught this alternate theory. It is absolutely imperative that they realize that observable evidence is at the discretion of a Flying Spaghetti Monster. Furthermore, it is disrespectful to teach our beliefs without wearing His chosen outfit, which of course is full pirate regalia. I cannot stress the importance of this enough, and unfortunately cannot describe in detail why this must be done as I fear this letter is already becoming too long. The concise explanation is that He becomes angry if we don’t.
You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see, there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature.
In conclusion, thank you for taking the time to hear our views and beliefs. I hope I was able to convey the importance of teaching this theory to your students. We will of course be able to train the teachers in this alternate theory. I am eagerly awaiting your response, and hope dearly that no legal action will need to be taken. I think we can all look forward to the time when these three theories are given equal time in our science classrooms across the country, and eventually the world; One third time for Intelligent Design, one third time for Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, and one third time for logical conjecture based on overwhelming observable evidence.
Sincerely Yours,
Bobby Henderson, concerned citizen.
P.S. I have included an artistic drawing of Him creating a mountain, trees, and a midget. Remember, we are all His creatures.
K
Kane_Red_Machine
Guest
Nobody thought than what you're teaching don't worth or is wrong.
Just you're not able to let others free to check by themselfs what could be real or not.
And over that, you judge as ridiculous what is not according with the tehory of the evolution.
what you have postrd there is just an other opinion same a yours Strega.
Let others thought what they want as far as they don't take out he liberty of others.right?
And before all either replies, show some education ( which you are supposed to have already, while you teach...) and don't talk to adult members as they were children...
Just you're not able to let others free to check by themselfs what could be real or not.
And over that, you judge as ridiculous what is not according with the tehory of the evolution.
what you have postrd there is just an other opinion same a yours Strega.
Let others thought what they want as far as they don't take out he liberty of others.right?
And before all either replies, show some education ( which you are supposed to have already, while you teach...) and don't talk to adult members as they were children...
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WHINER
Guest
Strega
The Hot Mess
The TRUE Gospel...
Captain Mosey and the Eight
"I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts"
While brooding atop Mount Salsa because he couldn't find a pirate ship, Mosey the Pirate captain received some advice from the Flying Spaghetti Monster in the form of ten stone tablets. These were called the "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts" by the FSM, the "Commandments" by Mosey, and the "Condiments" by his Pirate gang. While there were originally ten "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts", two were dropped on the way back down the mountain, with eight remaining. This event "partly accounts for Pastafarians' flimsy moral standards". The FSM's commandments address the treatment of people of other faiths, worship of the FSM, sexual conduct, and nutrition.
The Eight
"I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts"
I'd really rather you didn't act like a sanctimonious holier-than-thou ass when describing my noodly goodness. If some people don't believe in me, that's okay. Really, I'm not that vain. Besides, this isn't about them so don't change the subject.
I'd really rather you didn't use my existence as a means to oppress, subjugate, punish, eviscerate, and/or, you know, be mean to others. I don't require sacrifices, and purity is for drinking water, not people.
I'd really rather you didn't judge people for the way they look, or how they dress, or the way they talk, or, well, just play nice, okay? Oh, and get this into your thick heads: woman = person. man = person. Samey = Samey. One is not better than the other, unless we're talking about fashion and I'm sorry, but I gave that to women and some guys who know the difference between teal and fuchsia.
I'd really rather you didn't indulge in conduct that offends yourself, or your willing, consenting partner of legal age AND mental maturity. As for anyone who might object, I think the expression is "go f*** yourself," unless they find that offensive in which case they can turn off the TV for once and go for a walk for a change.
I'd really rather you didn't challenge the bigoted, misogynistic, hateful ideas of others on an empty stomach. Eat, then go after the b******.
I'd really rather you didn't build multi million-dollar synagogues / churches / temples / mosques / shrines to my noodly goodness when the money could be better spent (take your pick):
Ending poverty
Curing diseases
Living in peace, loving with passion, and lowering the cost of cable
I might be a complex-carbohydrate omniscient being, but I enjoy the simple things in life. I ought to know. I AM the creator.
I'd really rather you didn't go around telling people I talk to you. You're not that interesting. Get over yourself. And I told you to love your fellow man, can't you take a hint?
I'd really rather you didn't do unto others as you would have them do unto you if you are into, um, stuff that uses a lot of leather/lubricant/vaseline. If the other person is into it, however (pursuant to #4), then have at it, take pictures, and for the love of Mike, wear a CONDOM! Honestly, it's a piece of rubber. If I didn't want it to feel good when you did it I would have added spikes, or something.
Unintelligent Design
In the chapter "An Alternate Vision", the suggestion of "Unintelligent Design" is proposed. The argument is that because of all the problems in the world, the Flying Spaghetti Monster must have been drunk, careless, etc. when he first created life. A list of ten examples is given to support this, including such things as disco music, Jar Jar Binks, and the decline of passenger pigeons due to the popular McPidgin Sandwich sold at McDonald's.
Schneider and Frederick have recently proposed the first scientific proof of "Unintelligent Design" by claiming that the insertion of species Penne rigate into family Rigatone, order Pasta resulted in the creation of a new species of Noodleous doubleous. Schneider considered the only explanation is that this was caused by the holy Flying Spaghetti Monster, whose "noodly appendage intervened".
Further reading
Bobby Henderson. The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. (2006). ISBN 0-8129-7656-8
This version has a white cover showing a hardcover version with ribbon, the UK hardcover edition from HarperCollins later used the depicted design.
Bobby Henderson. The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (hardcover). (2006). ISBN 0-00-723160-1
External links
Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Schneider, Frederick, 2002. Evolution of Noodleous doubleous species proof of FSM
"'Spaghetti Monster' is Noodling Around with Faith", USA Today
"Was the World Created by God, Evolution, or Pasta?", Daily Telegraph
Retrieved from "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gospel_of_the_Flying_Spaghetti_Monster"
Captain Mosey and the Eight
"I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts"
While brooding atop Mount Salsa because he couldn't find a pirate ship, Mosey the Pirate captain received some advice from the Flying Spaghetti Monster in the form of ten stone tablets. These were called the "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts" by the FSM, the "Commandments" by Mosey, and the "Condiments" by his Pirate gang. While there were originally ten "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts", two were dropped on the way back down the mountain, with eight remaining. This event "partly accounts for Pastafarians' flimsy moral standards". The FSM's commandments address the treatment of people of other faiths, worship of the FSM, sexual conduct, and nutrition.
The Eight
"I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts"
I'd really rather you didn't act like a sanctimonious holier-than-thou ass when describing my noodly goodness. If some people don't believe in me, that's okay. Really, I'm not that vain. Besides, this isn't about them so don't change the subject.
I'd really rather you didn't use my existence as a means to oppress, subjugate, punish, eviscerate, and/or, you know, be mean to others. I don't require sacrifices, and purity is for drinking water, not people.
I'd really rather you didn't judge people for the way they look, or how they dress, or the way they talk, or, well, just play nice, okay? Oh, and get this into your thick heads: woman = person. man = person. Samey = Samey. One is not better than the other, unless we're talking about fashion and I'm sorry, but I gave that to women and some guys who know the difference between teal and fuchsia.
I'd really rather you didn't indulge in conduct that offends yourself, or your willing, consenting partner of legal age AND mental maturity. As for anyone who might object, I think the expression is "go f*** yourself," unless they find that offensive in which case they can turn off the TV for once and go for a walk for a change.
I'd really rather you didn't challenge the bigoted, misogynistic, hateful ideas of others on an empty stomach. Eat, then go after the b******.
I'd really rather you didn't build multi million-dollar synagogues / churches / temples / mosques / shrines to my noodly goodness when the money could be better spent (take your pick):
Ending poverty
Curing diseases
Living in peace, loving with passion, and lowering the cost of cable
I might be a complex-carbohydrate omniscient being, but I enjoy the simple things in life. I ought to know. I AM the creator.
I'd really rather you didn't go around telling people I talk to you. You're not that interesting. Get over yourself. And I told you to love your fellow man, can't you take a hint?
I'd really rather you didn't do unto others as you would have them do unto you if you are into, um, stuff that uses a lot of leather/lubricant/vaseline. If the other person is into it, however (pursuant to #4), then have at it, take pictures, and for the love of Mike, wear a CONDOM! Honestly, it's a piece of rubber. If I didn't want it to feel good when you did it I would have added spikes, or something.
Unintelligent Design
In the chapter "An Alternate Vision", the suggestion of "Unintelligent Design" is proposed. The argument is that because of all the problems in the world, the Flying Spaghetti Monster must have been drunk, careless, etc. when he first created life. A list of ten examples is given to support this, including such things as disco music, Jar Jar Binks, and the decline of passenger pigeons due to the popular McPidgin Sandwich sold at McDonald's.
Schneider and Frederick have recently proposed the first scientific proof of "Unintelligent Design" by claiming that the insertion of species Penne rigate into family Rigatone, order Pasta resulted in the creation of a new species of Noodleous doubleous. Schneider considered the only explanation is that this was caused by the holy Flying Spaghetti Monster, whose "noodly appendage intervened".
Further reading
Bobby Henderson. The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. (2006). ISBN 0-8129-7656-8
This version has a white cover showing a hardcover version with ribbon, the UK hardcover edition from HarperCollins later used the depicted design.
Bobby Henderson. The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (hardcover). (2006). ISBN 0-00-723160-1
External links
Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Schneider, Frederick, 2002. Evolution of Noodleous doubleous species proof of FSM
"'Spaghetti Monster' is Noodling Around with Faith", USA Today
"Was the World Created by God, Evolution, or Pasta?", Daily Telegraph
Retrieved from "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gospel_of_the_Flying_Spaghetti_Monster"
Strega
The Hot Mess
As a former US Navy submariner, all I can say for sure is that your avatard is fuckin hot! and I wish like hell you'd post more of her.
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Kane_Red_Machine
Guest
I real don't know what all your last posts are having with this thread... But you're welcome.
ManOfMuscle
Death Dealer
lol
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Kane_Red_Machine
Guest
Hey MoM... Is that Zeus than i see on your avatar?
ManOfMuscle
Death Dealer
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WHINER
Guest
all praise Flying Spaghetti Monster
gymlion77
Experienced bodybuilder
About the space ship coming to earth and landing or crashing......well what if there is a group of people...yes higher intellectual than the masses. Maybe these people are the government of world activity, that actually makes sure that our planet is sustained properly. That regulate all life cycles and keep us from totally destroying our planet too rapidly. They are and have been looking for the next planet to migrate to like mars. The water is of vital importance.
What if yes we were kind of plopped on earth from another planet b/c it had the correct biological elements to have humans survive for an undisclosed amount of time.
What if there are already a certain amt of planets (rocks) that the group of higher intelligence uses to shift us from one rock to the next as the previous rock re-generates itself and then we go back to it after a while. This would help explain the dinosaurs and the cave men......then a big freeze...(we moved off earth for a bit) then it regenerated and we moved back for a bit or left a few humans on it in the right living conditions.
Think of how an engineer thinks logic is the best posibility
What if yes we were kind of plopped on earth from another planet b/c it had the correct biological elements to have humans survive for an undisclosed amount of time.
What if there are already a certain amt of planets (rocks) that the group of higher intelligence uses to shift us from one rock to the next as the previous rock re-generates itself and then we go back to it after a while. This would help explain the dinosaurs and the cave men......then a big freeze...(we moved off earth for a bit) then it regenerated and we moved back for a bit or left a few humans on it in the right living conditions.
Think of how an engineer thinks logic is the best posibility
Powerstroke32
New member
natural selection.. dinosours could not succeed they were brought down by a number of things at once, plagues,meteors etc.. Humans have surpassed and been naturally chosen to enhabbit earth at the particular time.. until she rids us like she has done for millions and millions of inhabitants of her. evolution?? to an extent EX: intellectually and etc. but I believe the form and foundation was there from the beginning. sorry but shit doesn't just die and everything evolves perfectly.. it's so obvious it was created for s specific reason/duty everything.. look at the snapping turtle with the lure to lead fish in and a camo mouth.. no dude that doesn't evolve that way lol thats like saying My face will evolve to better attract women over millions of years. I also had thought about our particular gene could have come from meteor and survived on earth but who knows.. I AM FIRM BELIEVER IS GOD/JESUS and I have faith in his creations. there is a high being I've seen the work and witness his presence daily.. Hope I gave some insight hahaha
good subject btw
good subject btw
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