How to get back your ex...if she has a fiance?@!

miamitheU said:
I was with this girl for 5 years and we broke up she was sith this guy for 3 months and now they are engaged. how should i can i or what to do do get her back?
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nah dude fuck that. you need to stop being a vagina and you should strangle her till she fucking dies adn forget about her

only chicks think about gettign there ex's back. find some other bitch
 
perfection had it right theres nothing better then fucking a female close to her like a best friend...or even better a family member.
 
needtolosequick said:
perfection had it right theres nothing better then fucking a female close to her like a best friend...or even better a family member.
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Yeah, if you could nail her best friend, her sister, and her roommate, you'd have the fond farewell trifecta.

You could also see if you could get her to go down on you right after you've been with one of the above, and during this, ask her how so and so tastes. She might eventually marry the other dude, but trust me, she will never, ever forget you.

Plus, her best friend might be hotter than she is...
 
I use to want an ex back too,but then I realized that other girls have vagina's too, and some will even let you fuck them! No foolin'!

I know it may sound weird, but its true!
 
Hey I know how you could really fuck up both their future...but it requires a little more sacrifice from you besides the 5 years you wasted on the dirty slut. here goes , !st be all polite tell her you'd like to still have her as a friend and that your ok with her moving on , and to prove that you offer to take her new finacee' to the bar in order to BOND, then make sure to keep buying drinks , get him all fucked up , the slip a little G in his drink, then when he passes out and has lost total consiousness , post a camera by his bed, pull his pants down and stick your lil pecker right in his ass ,as soon as the camera clicks...show her these pictures right before she walks down the isle in front of the whole wedding and just sit back and watch the fun happen right infront of your face.
see if she wants to get married then....no? not a good idea? ok well go fuck her friend then worked for me..hell her friend was better I found out.
 
Robnoxious said:
I use to want an ex back too,but then I realized that other girls have vagina's too, and some will even let you fuck them! No foolin'!

I know it may sound weird, but its true!
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seriously, dont be a pussy.
get over that bitch and find a new vagina to pound on.
 
acxel said:
Hey I know how you could really fuck up both their future...but it requires a little more sacrifice from you besides the 5 years you wasted on the dirty slut. here goes , !st be all polite tell her you'd like to still have her as a friend and that your ok with her moving on , and to prove that you offer to take her new finacee' to the bar in order to BOND, then make sure to keep buying drinks , get him all fucked up , the slip a little G in his drink, then when he passes out and has lost total consiousness , post a camera by his bed, pull his pants down and stick your lil pecker right in his ass ,as soon as the camera clicks...show her these pictures right before she walks down the isle in front of the whole wedding and just sit back and watch the fun happen right infront of your face.
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No the best way is to stalk the guy, stage an accident that he's responsible for which of course will trash your car and not kill you. Then tell him he doesn't need ot go through insurance if he's willing to do you a favor. Have him suck your dick wearing a teletubby outfit, but you need a 2 way mirror installed somewhere in your house so your buddy can video tape the whole thing from cockteasing to facial.
 
Insane_Man said:
No the best way is to stalk the guy, stage an accident that he's responsible for which of course will trash your car and not kill you. Then tell him he doesn't need ot go through insurance if he's willing to do you a favor. Have him suck your dick wearing a teletubby outfit, but you need a 2 way mirror installed somewhere in your house so your buddy can video tape the whole thing from cockteasing to facial.
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lol maybe give him a nice gooy cream mustache
 
then 4 sure your girl will come back to ya, as soon a s she sees that you are a real man (a pitcher) not some faggity cream mustache wearing pussy (catcher) she will qickly yank your cock from his mouth and pronptly stuff it in her quivering chocolate starfish.
 
seroiusly dude I know that shit must hurt, we can all talk shit and be all manly while on this forum, but the reality is that if you love some one , and you invest your time , money,emotions with that person for 5 years and then as sonn as she meets some one new she plans a marriage with him, its gonna hurt the ego and much more.
\so I sympathize with you , it can be very devastating either way and anyone that says that they wouldn"t let it bother them is fullof shit or never really loved the girl.
 
Part of me the one that likes the Sweet part of shredded wheats think you should get back at her , and also help you get over her by fucking one of her friends or at least get some new pussy, video it and send it to her on her wedding day. But the part of me that likes the healthy side of shredded wheats thinks you should move on , get over her, figure out what went wrong and then learn to not let it happen again.
 
go shit on his car! that should make you feel better..

But honestly dude, i have had two loves in my life, the first chucked me after 3 years, took me 4 years to stop dreaming bout her! It all takes time, no one can help you, you have to help yourself. The second im just about to marry..

I found that more pussy def helps but you need to sort your head out incase you find "the one" while shagging the country to get over your x
 
you know what? if you think about it she is on the rebound and ANY guy is going to look like the best thing since sliced bread...give it a few more months when he stops acting perfect and starts acting like his real self she will realize that all us guys are skirt chasing chovenist pigs that love beer,pussyand beer in that order...and no guys is ever thinking about anything important when we are staring off into space we're just daydreaming about beer and pussy...and once she figures this out she will either take you back or become a lez.
 
who broke up with who? - A. If you broke up with her and now you want her back just because shes engaged to someone else. Then you're the idiot. Tough luck you fucked up -- BAD B. If she broke it off and is now engaged after only 3 months, chances are she was doing a little moonlighting with the new guy, online or otherwise. Either way this won't end happily in the long run, I've had a similar experience where i dated a girl for the 4 years I spent in college. We got engaged and then she started screwing around. I was heart broken and extremely pissed! Do you know how much ass I passed up in 4 years at OSU?! Drunk, horny college girls, spring break, you can fill in the blanks. Anyway, since then I've fucked enough girls to realize her pussy wasn't the only one left on earth. There are plenty of hot looking good hearted girls, out there, man. Just take your time and find the right one, but your EX is probably NOT it.
 
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