I'm not sure how the f**k he does it...

RJ

On Vacation
So Chip has given me some key information as he promotes this Beach Bash and i gotta say this. I have always know the guy had a great eye for marketing and what not, but this party is gonna be sick.

No bullshit, any of you single fucks out there, if you ain't at this gig, you are giving away a chance to be knee deep in some of South Florida's hottest ass THE WHOLE WEEKEND!! Time to put all that new found test and HCG to good use.

I can't say more than that right now but get your asses signed up. I grew up in Miami so i can tell you first hand what's down there to choose from. Chip is working every angle to make this a badass time for everyone.

See you there. :D
 
I m studying it real hard...I had a good time there when stationed there fo sho..but then I got shot there to so...
However I doubt we ll be rolling through Liberty city doing forced entries.. so I m looking at it.
My cuban gf there was sooo hot sooo passionate soooo horney sooo good to me and soooo prone to unbelievable bout s of jealousy and at times downright irrationality... AND she was armed like me. Throw in a bottle of anything and it was very volatile...good times.
 
I m studying it real hard...I had a good time there when stationed there fo sho..but then I got shot there to so...
However I doubt we ll be rolling through Liberty city doing forced entries.. so I m looking at it.
My cuban gf there was sooo hot sooo passionate soooo horney sooo good to me and soooo prone to unbelievable bout s of jealousy and at times downright irrationality... AND she was armed like me. Throw in a bottle of anything and it was very volatile...good times.

that sounds like fun to me Teut. And if you wanna cruise through LC for old times sake we can. lol
 
Where do we get details RJ, cost s and such.....call Chip ???

he said he would have all that shortly. I think he is working on site info and shit so it should all be in one spot on the Maximus site. Plus pictures of hot ladies. :D

you know his crackhead ass prolly hasn't slept in a week or two trying to get this rolling!! lol
 
FELLAS, FRIENDS, MEMBERS OF TEAM MAXIMUS....... I REALLY WISH I COULD ELABORATE ON THE HYPE THAT RJ STARTED WITH THIS THREAD, BUT LETS JUST SAY IF THERE AREN'T AT LEAST A COUPLE HUNDRED OF US OLOGY BRO'S COMPLETELY COMMITTING MASS MAYHEM AND LAYHEM, NOT EVEN INCLUDING THE MODELS FOR THE 2012 CALENDAR SEARCH, THAN YOU ARE EITHER FINANCIALLY STRAPPED, (WITH IS THE ONLY LEGIT EXCUSE) OR UR JUST PLAIN OLD PLUM DUMB!:iwstupid:

YOU WILL ALL BE GETTING ALL THE DETAILS IN THE NEXT FEW DAY AND YOUR DICKS WILL BE HARD! I PROMISE. IT'S MY JOB. ITS WHAT I DO BEST!!! :bigok:
 
ANY OF YOU CRAZY BASTARDS GETTING ANTSY YET WONDERINGING JUST WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT....?

LETS JUST SAY WE WILL BE ALLOWING YOU TO SELECT THE WINNERS OF THE "SERACH FOR MS. MAXIMUS 2012". THE CALENDAR SEARCH ALONE IS GOING TO HAVE OVER 100 LADIES VYING FOR 50 SPOTS...... THATS A LOT OF HOT PUSSY BRO'S!!!!!:bigok:
 
Wow, 100 girls? This is going to be ridiculous. Sort of like a half naked Miss America right in front of your eyes.
 
Come monday, my friends.... You'll all see what the hype is all about and that i am spending 7 months recruiting ladies. And that doesn't mean that you cant all help out in the process.... Why not get 200 bitches there!!!!
 
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