Worse Day of my fucking life

TonySuicideKing

The 'Ology Man Whore
i get arrested. And then i get to hear... from a night i barely remember i got drunker than no other... some girl fucked me... an guess whos having a kid now. talk about depression... this brought it to a whole new level
 
Its called abortion, its legal if you do it fast brah, if not get a coat hook or some shit, Im sure theres an old nurse who will help you out.
 
im dealing with a psychotic bitch. who wont even think about doing that. im praying to god a whoopsie happens. Seriously... the worst thing ever to happen, it could have been with a loaded hot bitch, but no. I had to get taken advantage of by a nasty thing that i know i wouldnt have even touched if i was even remotely trashed.

But nope... since the guy can get an erection the guy is held all responsible. Gotta love laws. Since supposedly the girl is always innocent
 
1. at least you have a new excuse as to why you're cycle isn't gonna produce gains. :D

2. Stop blaming the girl Tony. Just cause you were drunk doesn't mean you aren't responsible. If you can't control yourself (or where you plant your seed) when you drink, you shouldn't drink. Man up and take responsibility for your own actions.

Sorry bro, but blaming the girl simply cause you don't want an ugly baby's momma is a pussy move. Being a father is no joke. Don't make it one cause you gotta man up now.
 
i get arrested. And then i get to hear... From a night i barely remember i got drunker than no other... Some girl fucked me... An guess whos having a kid now. Talk about depression... This brought it to a whole new level

?????? Did she fuck you in the ass...???

How far along are you???

Are you sure it was a she???

I'm so confused???
 
1. at least you have a new excuse as to why you're cycle isn't gonna produce gains. :D

2. Stop blaming the girl Tony. Just cause you were drunk doesn't mean you aren't responsible. If you can't control yourself (or where you plant your seed) when you drink, you shouldn't drink. Man up and take responsibility for your own actions.

Sorry bro, but blaming the girl simply cause you don't want an ugly baby's momma is a pussy move. Being a father is no joke. Don't make it one cause you gotta man up now.


yeah there is no way around it, or saying anything to defend myself. But in reality there is a line that should never be crossed with when it is ok an not ok to fuck.

yeah whatever shes preggo but bitch is getting blood work done an what not when the time comes to see if its actually mine.
 
it's probably not yours, she might not even be pregnant so definitely DO NOT fuck her again. Quit drinking and getting arrested, that will make your life better. Now, do everyone a favor and go get snipped. Good luck with it all.
 
Not the worst day Yet.
wait till she hits you for child support and then wont let you see your kid.

HAHAHAHA oh i know how that works. my buddy had to deal with that. He was stupid an got married just cause she got preggo. They decided to get a new vehical and house together for the kid... well she filed for devorce. Guess who got the new house and new vehicle lol. no way in hell ill be going through that. So if child support has to come to that... whatever.
 
it's probably not yours, she might not even be pregnant so definitely DO NOT fuck her again. Quit drinking and getting arrested, that will make your life better. Now, do everyone a favor and go get snipped. Good luck with it all.

baaaahahaha. funny thing about that, i was talking about getting snipped not even like a week ago
 
But in reality there is a line that should never be crossed with when it is ok an not ok to fuck.

what does this mean?

you have the dick... you have the baby batter... you didn't slip and fall inside her and accidentally bust a nut. If she's pregnant... its your responsibility.

Like was said... lay off the booze. Obviously you can't handle it.

Hence the pregnant wildebeast you fucked below...
 
use condom Tony...

wear it on your penis before to go out at partys.
 
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