SERIOUS SEXUAL TENSIONS AT WORK??..............On cycle.

amvdub

russian crusher
I thought this would be a pretty good thread, share some experiences and what not. I know some of u guys probably got some interesting stories.

I just started working at my new job about two weeks ago and theres this chick there that I swear wants my cock. She's a little thing bout 5'5", buc ten maybe buc fifteen with some BIG TITS!!! It started out professional and stuff and now its just getting way out of hand. I don't know how much longer I can kepp this shit up, randomly chubbing up and crap. Its getting worse and tougher each day. This chick is a fucking teese bros, we'll be having like a normal convo then somehow it takes a sharp turn into talking about how she's wearing some sexy ass boy shorts and an "uncomfortable" Victoria secret bra, that's why her tits look all perky. She randomly walks out of her way, to walk by me and brush her ass or titties against me. AARRGGHHH!!!!! I'm bout to tear that ass up!! The other day she comes in to work on her day off, dressed to fucking impress, tiny cut shirt and tight skirt w/ass hangin out, I mean damn, titties pushed up to where u can almost see the nips and everything. I'm goin nuts right now, and I'm only beginning week two of my cycle lol. This is gonna freakin kill me I just know it. I bet you guys are thinkin wtf bro, hit it....right? Yeah, to top things off, she happens to be my boss...........

Any advice?

Suggestions?


I'd love for you guys to share some similar experiences......
 
I would tear it up if I were you. Before you finish spit in her face a few times and call her a whore and if you still have your job the next day, she is a keeper.
 
Bro tell ask her to grab a drink after work to talk about work and how you think certain things can be handled better, get wasted, and give her what she wants!!! Jesus Christ man!! There are no coincidences with women! Fuck her goddamn brains out. Either you'll get a raise or fired & it will end the torture. Either way!! Fuck her already !!!
 
^^^ mos def, its a second job so not really loosing anything but getting a hot piece of ass. I love the alcohol Idea, that was my original plan, lol.
 
that depends, can you work a deep fryer and say, "do you want to biggie size that?" If so, im sure amvdub could hook you up.

lol, almost as bad. It's a small shipping company, and no they are not hiring, I get first dibs! :cum:

I would tear it up if I were you. Before you finish spit in her face a few times and call her a whore and if you still have your job the next day, she is a keeper.

lmao, damn right! get her nice and drunk then maybe she'll let me fuck her in the ass too.
 
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Man up you don't need to get her drunk. Just ask her what she is up to after work. Ask her is she works out take her to the gym. Get her sweaty and horny ( don't do a ful work out keep some gas in the tank ) and then back to your place for a shower. Unless you live with your parents.....Ha ha

Bagging chicks after a workout is easy as pie. The pheromones will do most of the work for you. Keep the sex away from work and you will be cool.
 
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i wouldn't think twice bro. i'd definetely try and hit it. believe it or not i actually fucked one of my former bosses and it was great! i got a promotion and when i went on business trips she would always put me in the Marriott top notch suites. at the time i was 24 and she was 33! i'll tell you though, she had a fine ass, nice tits, worked out and was killer in bed. funnier yet, my pops asked me if there was anything going on between the 2 of us since she was flying me everywhere. SO my recomendation HIT IT :doggy:
 
I would wait till about week 4-6 when the shit (cycle) turns us into raging bulls and I would put a fuckin on her she has only read about in a Danielle Steel novel. Then spoon her for a few minutes and repeat the process till the sun comes up. No women (boss or otherwise) wants to send a stallion to the competition (other hiring female bosses), she's going to keep her pure bred stallion in her own private stable. Enjoy the perks of your labors in the gym bro and knock the bottom out of it repeatedly... if theres a bottom in it.
 
Well unless you want to give her a pearl necklace!!!!!


The gift that keeps on giving....
 
How you work it depends on what you think she likes about you. If she likes the way you look pumped up and all well play on that man. Yeah you should ask her out, Id wear a t-shirt so she can see your muscles then hit her with the question.
Get on the anadrol she will think your fucking Arnie, plus you will be able to lay the smackdown in her bedroom with all the extra test you have...haha
 
oh yea, and sneak some pics of her with your cell phone tomorrow at work. Even if they are from behind, I wanna see.:naughty:
 
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