If you had 363 million dollars...

From time to time. I realize the odds are astronomical, but if you don't play you can't win, so I toss a few bucks at it.

I'm definitely playing right now :D

If I suddenly disappear you guys know what happened haha

Im guessing if you disappear its prob because sassy won and she finally got that hitman she always wanted!!! Lmao
 
Buy my mom a house (ranch style with horses)(and people to clean up the horse poo)
Buy 2 houses. One in the city and one in Italy.
Get a new Effing car and throw this one off a cliff.
Buy some boobs
Put 4 mill aside for my son's college education (it will prob cost somewhere along those lines for an ivy league at the rate our shit is going now)
Put another 10 mill aside for him to create and invest on his own.
Go on a vacation.
When my son graduates, he can have the Los Angeles house and I will move to Italy (but he better save me a spot in the LA house, cuz I will visit him often) =)
Invest half
Save the other half in case the market crashes and I lose that half.

Get a diet from 3J
Hire the hottest trainer ever... to train and marry haha
Have a hit man on call. LOL

Give both my sisters a few mill
Put a college fund aside for my baby nephew
Adopt a child from each 3rd world country and twins from the US =)

I love kids and would prob start something for kids that have nothing. Would have to think that one through...
you forgot the part about flying out the man of.your dreams( herm) cough cough. Lol. :)
 
Im guessing if you disappear its prob because sassy won and she finally got that hitman she always wanted!!! Lmao

A hit man on contingency! haha LOVE IT! And I don't have to even spend the buck for the ticket... win, win situation!

Herm... I don't need to "win" to fly you out... DaHurt does. lol:uzi:
 
Square mama away for the rest of her years.

Set up my son s mother and my son and her other child-husband with a new house, cars and college.

Give 1/3 away..vets, educational assistance for my friends kids..pay off a lot of their houses.

Trade my 195 Supercharged hp jet ski for a 235 turbo hp one.


Trade my turbo VW in for a turbo Audi quattro..

Work out all over the planet.

Waterfront property with boat dock- lift for the new Boston Whaler...

Marry granny although shes already got about half that much....
 
Wellllll....after Obama takes his 30-40% of it.

I would

Set aside 10% for charities & for people in need

10% would go towards a new truck

10-30% would go into the bank so I could live off the interest alone

I wouldn't immediately "pay off my bills"....I'd let the credit build up. I would have the money set aside to make sure the bills are taken care of.

PLEASURE, PLEASURE, PLEASURE is what the rest of it would be spent on. I am going TO FUCKING ENJOY THOSE DOLLA BILLS!

And I would give 10% to my family to help them with bills and/or let them buy whatever the hell they please
 
Sorry to tell you all but I bought the winning ticket this morning, I will let you all know how great it feels when I go get my check tomorrow!!!!
 
Oh I forgot id prob donate some to ology. In exchange I would want a gold with diamonds user name.

Hahahaha....nice AVI brah!

well you figure half would go to Uncle Sam so the $180 mil I'd be left with....hmmmmm

I'd set up a trust for my son and any future offspring I produce

Take care of my immediate family and close friends.

By a big ass house.....maybe 3, who knows.

Get a few exotic cars

Doneate some to charity and to my church

Would put the rest away and live modestly for the rest of my days.
 
Bought 9 tickets this morning! haha! :P pththththththt

Damn Georgia... WHat kind of truck are you planning on buying with 10%!??? lol

Darkside... I will send you an application but you gotta move to Cali, I cannot move to Pittsburgh (something about leaving the state with a minor child)

Joliver-You really are the village idiot, lol. I am pretty sure the lottery wont be this high again (at least for a while) so even IF, by some miracle, you DID win again, you wouldn't be winning as much... so.... not the best idea... Damn, he would be the kind of person to win.
 
I like the idea of buying a small town and moving all of my friends in around me. Hire CrazyMike as the sheriff. Could be interesting
 
Bought 9 tickets this morning! haha! :P pththththththt

Damn Georgia... WHat kind of truck are you planning on buying with 10%!??? lol

Darkside... I will send you an application but you gotta move to Cali, I cannot move to Pittsburgh (something about leaving the state with a minor child)

Joliver-You really are the village idiot, lol. I am pretty sure the lottery wont be this high again (at least for a while) so even IF, by some miracle, you DID win again, you wouldn't be winning as much... so.... not the best idea... Damn, he would be the kind of person to win.

LOL!!!

....and by the way, I don't live in Pittsburg, thats BigHerm. LOL....getr your boys strait!!! hahahahah
 
Wellllll....after Obama takes his 30-40% of it.

I would

Set aside 10% for charities & for people in need

10% would go towards a new truck

10-30% would go into the bank so I could live off the interest alone

I wouldn't immediately "pay off my bills"....I'd let the credit build up. I would have the money set aside to make sure the bills are taken care of.

PLEASURE, PLEASURE, PLEASURE is what the rest of it would be spent on. I am going TO FUCKING ENJOY THOSE DOLLA BILLS!

And I would give 10% to my family to help them with bills and/or let them buy whatever the hell they please

Federal tax is 25% and it depends on where you live but usually there is also state tax taken out as well...usually something like 7%.

In CA though, there is no state tax on lotto winnings :D

The cash option right now is 259 million:

$194,250,000.00 in CA after taxes
$176,120,000.00 in states that remove 7%

The above amounts are actually WHAT YOU TAKE HOME AFTER TAXES if you choose the lump sum option.

HOLY SHIT.

Haha yeah Georgia you might not wanna drop almost 18 million on a truck ;)
 
Bought 9 tickets this morning! haha! :P pththththththt

Damn Georgia... WHat kind of truck are you planning on buying with 10%!??? lol

Darkside... I will send you an application but you gotta move to Cali, I cannot move to Pittsburgh (something about leaving the state with a minor child)

Joliver-You really are the village idiot, lol. I am pretty sure the lottery wont be this high again (at least for a while) so even IF, by some miracle, you DID win again, you wouldn't be winning as much... so.... not the best idea... Damn, he would be the kind of person to win.

haha if he immediately bought tickets with his winnings it would be for something like a 25 million dollar jackpot since it would drop back down.

Considering the odds are about 1 in 176 million of winning, he'd definitely win.

The only problems are:
1. Someone else could win and they'd have to split the prize
2. It would only be for a 25 million dollar jackpot

LOL
 
Federal tax is 25% and it depends on where you live but usually there is also state tax taken out as well...usually something like 7%.

In CA though, there is no state tax on lotto winnings :D

The cash option right now is 259 million:

$194,250,000.00 in CA after taxes
$176,120,000.00 in states that remove 7%

The above amounts are actually WHAT YOU TAKE HOME AFTER TAXES if you choose the lump sum option.

HOLY SHIT.

Haha yeah Georgia you might not wanna drop almost 18 million on a truck ;)

Is there even a possibility of an 18 million dollar truck!? I would love to see this baby... I might become a trucker... haha
 
I like the idea of buying a small town and moving all of my friends in around me. Hire CrazyMike as the sheriff. Could be interesting

I would need you to put cameras in every house and every street so we can have a hit reality show...
 
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